Saturday, September 5, 2009
Line of the Week
Threat #1:ANGRY volatile exploding inverse Kraken-burglar wizard-desperado-R & B musician alien racist nazi commie ninja space-land-pirate lolcat of doom of doom!
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Line of the Week
"No, no, no, no one will notice if it doesn't update for three weeks. Don't worry about it."
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Escape From Sloth Island (Double Edited Version)
Sloths...There are sloths out there........
"Guys, we don't have a chance. I'm going out there to buy us some time."
"No! You'll never make it!"
"I know, but as long as you three survive, maybe they can be stopped. Remember me."
Gary and Tony restrain Kim, who is now nearly hysterical, and gunshots are heard outside. Leaves rustle, then there is a scream, and silence.
"I don't think that they see us, go! Go! Go!"
CRUNCH!
Halfway, Gary starts to veer to the left,
"What are you doing?!" Kim demanded.
"I'm going to blow up the whole goddamn island including that Medalonychild, get to the beach, get the boat, and wait for me. As soon as you see me, there's not much time left..."
"What are you doing?!" Kim demanded.
"I'm going to blow up the whole goddamn island including that Medalonychild, get to the beach, get the boat, and wait for me. As soon as you see me, there's not much time left..."
The sword...she still has the sword.
"We should go. NOW!"
The submarine is now fifty feet under, Gary moves to the hatch, and Kim and the Sloth-Wizard stare, mono e mono.
The cabin fills with water, and Kim doesn't realize what's happening at first. And then they realize what Gary has done--it was their only chance. The two humans swim desperately towards the surface. Then an air bubble catches them, sending them up out of the water.
Just then, a sloth tooth rockets in between the pair. The Sloth-Wizard has exploded.
Line of the Week
People come up with great things to say all the time, and it seems like a shame not to preserve them somewhere. So we're introducing our first regular feature here at inexplicable, "Line of the Week"
"Socrates had it coming."
"Socrates had it coming."
Sunday, April 19, 2009
So, what is "inexplicable"?
Inexplicable is a webcomic currently in production by Nemo, The Red-Head Dude, and one of our friends. However, we are busy people (sort of), so the comic probably won't begin on any reliable schedule until this summer. When we start making comics, they will appear here, but until then we will also collect stories, pictures, and things that exist in the same sort of continuity here. Look forward to it!
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